A lexophile of course!

        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says    

            he can stop any time.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then   

           it dawned on me.

     This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian    

           club, but I'd never met herbivore.

  When chemists die, they barium.

    I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put

               it down.