Bongs was turning 48 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. The Doctor said 'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for 3 weeks, the next time that I see you, you souls have lost at least 6 lbs'. When Bongs returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 20lbs! 'Why, that's amazing' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' Bongs nodded... 'I thought I was goin to drop dead on dat 3rd day!' 'From the hunger you mean?' asked the doctor. 'No! It was from all a dat raaasss skippin!'