
The Jamaican Diet
1/6/2020
Bongs was turning 48 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
The Doctor said
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day and repeat this procedure for 3 weeks, the next time that I see you, you souls have lost at least 6 lbs'.
When Bongs returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 20lbs!
'Why, that's amazing' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
Bongs nodded... 'I thought I was goin to drop dead on dat 3rd day!'
'From the hunger you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No!
It was from all a dat raaasss skippin!'

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