Bongs was turning 78 and was overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

The doctor said "now I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."

When Bongs returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs!

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"

Bongs nodded... "I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat third day."

"From the hunger you mean?" the doctor asked.

"Hell no, it was from all dat bloody skipping!"