From the Edinburgh Arts festival
9/30/2017
"I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated." Andy Field
"As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting,
but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" Adele Cliff
"I've given up asking rhetorical questions.
What's the point?" Alexei Sayle