He does not have a 'Beer Gut'
- He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY'.
He is not A Bad Dancer
- He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN'.
He does not get lost all the time
- HE 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS'.
He is not Balding
- He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION'.
He does not act like a total A**
- He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION'.